we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
