Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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