I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
