AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm really busy with my period
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