so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
