The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize