yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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