Sponge bath it is.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I will pee on everything he values.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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