So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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