she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is it because I queefed?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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