dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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