went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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