is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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