it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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