I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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