I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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