Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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