So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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