speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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