I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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