Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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