elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
this just has baby written all over it
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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