i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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