I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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