haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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