I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
