I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
