okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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