At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm at about main and main street
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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