Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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