awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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