I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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