I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
This baby is an asshole
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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