We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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