so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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