We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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