She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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