we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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