whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
What a dumb baby whore.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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