im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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