You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
