he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I will be naked everywhere
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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