Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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