Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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