If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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