I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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