just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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