is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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