I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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