I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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