So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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