i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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