i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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